THINGS! STRINGS! AND CROCODILE WINGS!!!

Do you need things?
Daily Dis-info
Our entries in the SU handbook
Other things
- Multimedia
- Pictures
- Articles with pictures
- Other articles
- Thingies

DEFINITELY NOT AN ADVERTISEMENT

DO YOU NEED THINGS?

THINGS are all around us. Everywhere you go you see THINGS. THINGS are a necessary part of your life. And now in this special offer, we can give you THINGS at a fraction of the normal cost. Yes, cheap things are finally available direct to you, the housewife / barrister / chiropodist for only £9.99 per THING.

Can you really afford not to take this offer? Is your home really complete without THINGS? Think about it for just a moment - just where would you be without your THINGS? Nowhere, that's where.

To order your THINGS directly, phone 0800 800 800 now. Our sales assistant will be busy taking to her boyfriend, but wait for a while and she'll answer. Simply quote your credit-card number and say how many THINGS you need. And don't forget - it's always best to have a spare one!

THINGS - because we know you'd be lost without them.

Daily Dis-Info

Every so often, Aaardvark do a spoof of the Daily Info that is brought out by the the University of York Students' Union and distribute it around Campus. Here are all the ones we've released so far.

Any web browser can be used, but in order to get an optimum viewing and printing experience, Firefox should be used.

If printing these Dis-Infos from your web browser, make sure all margins are set to 0.

If printing the St. Valentine's PUSU Daily Dis-info Dis-Info, print it on pink paper.

Our entries in the SU handbook

When we were a society at York University, we had handbook entries. View our Students' Union handbook entry for any of the following years:

Other things

Here are some things that have appeared in our magazines Jim, Son of Jim and Ping!. Some of these things have appeared in odd places such as a T-shirt and a television, and some things have yet to appear anywhere.

Multimedia
- For some video and sound clips, see The Aaardvark Multimedia page
Pictures
- The alternative map of campus by Andrei GIF 1983*1405*2 (142.5 KB)
- Terrorist Librarian by Steven Brocklehurst (illustrated by Jazz) GIF 600*900*16 (56.3 KB)
- Frankenstudent by Richard GIF 600*839*16 (73.3 KB), GIF 600*839*16 (70.7 KB)
- A a cartoon of some kids in a playground by Andrei GIF 966*484*2 (25.3 KB)
Articles with pictures
- Rupert Tries Smoking Pot by Jazz
- The Adventure of the Missing Marsupial by Jazz
- The Compleat Historie of Aaardvark by Jazz
- Dr. Aaardvark's Medical page by Jazz
- How to view Stereograms by Andrei
- How not to wire a plug - a University of Pork notice by David Holloway
Other articles
- Bonjour by Steven Brocklehurst
- The lazy bishop to his anatomy by Andrei
- The hairy tale of Bernadette by Clare
- How to tease a cockroach automatically by Andrei
- Are you dead? by Andrei
- Mr Leap! by Colin
- Revenge of the inflatable provosts. by Andrei
- Revenge of the inflatable provosts part 2. by Andrei
- Deists by Andrei
- Matt Satin - Private Detective: Part 1 by Dan
- Matt Satin - Private Detective: Part 2 by Dan
- Matt Satin - Private Detective: Part 3 by Dan & Jazz
- Proof that Andrei's foot is at the end of his leg by Andrei
- The Undergraduate's guide to the University of Pork 1994 by various
- An Aaardvark flyer from 1994 by Jazz (I think)
- Uncle Fred's Storytime by Jazz
- Wooly Swimmers by Toseef, Jazz, Colin, & Dan
- The biography of Dr. Hans Noodle-Faffer by Toseef
- Let's talk about Tootbrushes by Toseef
- Dinosaurs in Space? by Joules (edited a bit by Andrei)
- Poetry Corner by Jazz
- A Passage to India - A new version by the Indian Tourist Board by Jazz
- The Bus-Shelter In Literature by Jazz
- Are you a student? by Andy & Jazz
- Flyer for Ping! by Andrei
- The Lives of Nigel by Rob Street
Thingies These are just like regular things, but they're too small to be a thing on their own
- Whale's eggs by various Aaardvark memebrs. A collection of the strangest poems you are ever likely to come across.
- Gyroscopes, The freelance onion and the Wheel-barrow Assassin by Jazz
- Revelations by Jazz & Andrei

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Last update: Tue 6 Feb 2007

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