THINGS! STRINGS! AND CROCODILE WINGS!!!
DEFINITELY NOT AN ADVERTISEMENT
DO YOU NEED THINGS?
THINGS are all around us. Everywhere you go you see THINGS.
THINGS are a necessary part of your life. And now in this special offer,
we can give you THINGS at a fraction of the normal cost. Yes, cheap things
are finally available direct to you, the housewife / barrister / chiropodist
for only £9.99 per THING.
Can you really afford not to take this offer? Is your
home really complete without THINGS? Think about it for just a moment -
just where would you be without your THINGS? Nowhere, that's where.
To order your THINGS directly, phone 0800 800 800 now.
Our sales assistant will be busy taking to her boyfriend, but wait for
a while and she'll answer. Simply quote your credit-card number and say
how many THINGS you need. And don't forget - it's always best to have a
THINGS - because we know you'd be lost without them.
Every so often, Aaardvark do a spoof of the
Daily Info that is brought out
by the the University of York
Students' Union and distribute it around
Campus. Here are all the ones we've released so far.
- Student Dis-info. Friday 13th November 1992
- Student Dis-info. Friday 19th November 1993
- PUSU Daily Dis-info. 24th October 1994
- St. Valentine's PUSU Daily Dis-info. 14th February 1995
- PUSU Daily Dis-info. 10th anniversary edition. 19th January 2002
Any web browser can be used, but in order to get an optimum viewing and printing experience, Firefox
should be used.
If printing these Dis-Infos from your web browser, make sure all margins are set to 0.
If printing the St. Valentine's PUSU Daily Dis-info Dis-Info, print it on pink paper.
Our entries in the SU handbook
When we were a society at York University, we had handbook entries. View our Students' Union handbook entry for any of the following years:
Here are some things that have appeared in our magazines Jim, Son of Jim and Ping!. Some of these things have appeared in odd places such as a T-shirt and a television, and some things have yet to appear anywhere.
- Articles with pictures
- Other articles
- Thingies These are just like regular things, but they're too small to be a thing on their own
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Last update: Tue 6 Feb 2007
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