There are 2 versions of the 1995 handbook entry.

According to Gareth, this is why the first one was replaced.
This years entry was hideously unfunny, so I deleted it and supplemented a better one into the handbook that I haven't had time to type up yet, soz!!
Most Aaardvark members dis-agree with him. What do you think? Mail us and tell us which one you think is the best.

Aaardvark — seriously silly.