Based on striking and locking techniques, Aaardvark is a form of self-defense developped over thousands of years. Aaardvark can be learned by anyone, regardless of age, sex, and physical fitness. Aaardvark helps you improve your strength, speed, stamina,and fitness. All you need to start is loose clothing (trainers will do).

The above is complete load of sausages and chairs, but last year,the Jiu-Jitsu club used exactly the same explanation, and had twice as many members as Aaardvark, so we hope that our membership will double by pretending to be the Jiu-Jitsu club. Anyway, I hear you impatiantly asking yourself, "What is Aaardvark?" Throughout the history of humanity, nobody has ever been able to come up with a true answer to this question which has caused countless sleepless nights (the most famous being Norman Lamont the night after he screwed up the British economy. Instead of thinking about his job, he tried to think up an explanation for what Aaardvark is, but the best he could do was "Wibble freen plip plop di dop"). Before we go, we would like to leave you with a thought for the freshers mart:

Come lubricate near us and be our idol.
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