Rupert and the Drug Dealers
RUPERT TRIES SMOKING POT
So Rupert follows the strange man,
And to a secret hut he ran.
And to a secret hut he ran.
Gasps Rupert "What's this he has dropped?"
And into his pocket it is popped.
And into his pocket it is popped.
"Look Podgy - see what I have found!"
"Wow!" says Podgy, "Here, sit down!"
"Wow!" says Podgy, "Here, sit down!"
While Podgy's spaced out, his poor chum
Is vomitting and feeling glum.
Is vomitting and feeling glum.
When Rupert asks Algy and his chums what
the strange man that had just left had sold them, his friends look at their
feet and won't tell. So Rupert sets off after the strange man. Eventually,
he sees the man enter an old stone hut. Rupert waits until the man leaves
again, then sneaks into the hut. On the ground, he sees an unusual package.
Bending down to examine it more closely, he finds a variety of hard and
soft drugs, along with
cigarettes, matches and a big needle.
Rupert remembered
getting a needle injection when he had his BCG, so he looks forward to
experimenthing with that next day. He slips the whole package into his
pocket and runs out. Soon, he spots Podgy Pig and together, the two friends
start smoking pot. Podgy has done that before, and is soon high as a kite,
but Rupert is violently sick for a long time and so would you be too, children,
so DON'T DO DRUGS!