I will now prove that my foot is at the end of my leg.

• My foot has five toes.
• Five minus the number of the beast is 661 negated.
• (661+14)/15 = 45
• cos(45) = 2^(-0.5)
• (2^(-0.5))^2 = 0.5
• 0.5*60 = 30
• On 30th april, the Dutch queen has her birthday.
• The Dutch queen has never been known to strip in public.
• Stripping in public is a criminal offense in England.
• It is also a criminal offense in England to stuff dynamite up the nose of the British prime-minister.
• The nose of the british prime minister has 2 nostrils.
• 2/0.125 = 16
• 16 is the base of the hexadecimal numbering system.
• The hexadecimal numbering system is used as a numbering system in many computer programs.
• Most computer programs are written by people.
• People is what the entire world's population consist of.
• The worlds population are all capable of making mistakes.
• Mistakes can be made by an unreliable computer.
• Letting an unreliable computer run the affairs of the world is like letting a bull in a china shop.
• The phrase 'a bull in a china shop' is a cliche.
• Using cliches makes you unpopular.
• You can become unpopular by becoming smelly.
• One way to become smelly is not to have a bath.
• Baths are usually had in bathtubs.
• It would be interesting to convert bathtubs into cars.
• The cars were a popgroup who produced songs that went into the charts in 1984.
• 1984*268 = 531712
• 531712 - 271 = 531441
• The logarithm to the base 9 of 531441 is 6.
• 6^6 = 46656
• 46656/729 = 64
• 64 watts in 40 seconds produces 2560 joules.
• 2560 joules can move a mass of 32kg 8 meters.
• An example of moving a mass of 32 kg 8 meters is kicking a kid.
• Kicking kids has never been a sport in the Olympic games.
• The Olympic games originated in Greece
• Greece is one of the countries of the EEC.
• One of the languages spoken in the EEC is French
• French is a language spoken in a lot of shops.
• You can by food in many shops.
• One of the places food comes from is bulls.
• Bulls produce Bullshit.
• I am writing a load of bullshit, which is one of my specialities.
• Another one of my specialities is teaching my fellow students how to swear in Italian.
• Swearing in Italian sounds Musical.
• To sound musical, you can also fart the entire Chinese National anthem.
• The Chinese national anthem never reached the top 100 in Canada.
• The top 100 in Canada has never included a song written by a dog.
• Dog is what many dyslexics like worshipping.
• Worshipping can be done at any time of the day.
• Any time of the day is not a good time to bathe in Hydrochloric acid.
• Hydrochloric acid is what many chemists talk about.
• Chemists know many interesting things that can be done with water.
• Water is one of the many things that can be seen by my eyes.
• My eyes are in my head.
• My head is a long way from the end of my leg.

By following the proof through, we can reduce the above collection of statements to :

My foot is at the end of my leg.

The fluffy AE.