"Two pints of bitter, a vodka and orange and some dry roasted peanuts for the wookie, please" said the Jedi wearily.
"I'm afraid the bitter's off" the barman replied, through one of his sixteen nostrils.
Skywalker felt cold, he knew this was not right. "Quick, concentrate, tune, tune, tune." A feeling of force came swiftly through him, and with a swift dexterous flight of his lightsabre the insectoid with the primed laser-fire directly behind Skywalker was vanquished.
And so the George Lucas novel continues....
But what exactly is Aaardvark?
Aaardvark is a strongly politically motivated society in the same way that the pope is in fact a highly successful fishmonger, but in the words of Lord Lucan, "Bugger, I've just beaten the nanny to death!"
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