STUDENT DISINFO
FRIDAY 13th NOVEMBER 1992
AGAINST ANIMAL EXPERIMENTS? - Alternatives
to Vivisection, student volunteers needed for research
in this campaign. No fee paid but all medical expenses
covered and free aspirin on offer. Contact: Biology
Porters Office.
The Wentworth Appreciation Society will be meeting
7.30pm Derwent Bar - Peter Lee's buying!
DEATH OF A SALESMAN: Could people coming to
rehersals for this play, PLEASE STOP, as its not being
performed this term.
FOR SALE : Alcuin College including Provost
(slightly worn but good runner), £1.49 per lb . Any
offers considered. Contact Alcuin Bursar.
Trevor.
STUDENT WELFARE INFORMATION:
Eat Brussels Sprouts - they're good for you.
SWSS MEETING G/045 7pm - We're very annoyed
about something, er...
BONDAGE QUEEN will submit to your whim.
Dial: 0898 54321
OPEN COURSE LECTURE - Porter baiting in the
1990s and its effect on the European Economic
Enviroment - in the light of the Maastricht Treaty,
Percy thrower (Jnr), Dept. of Horticultural Abnormalities,
Monday, 9th November at 6-15 in Vanbrugh College V/045.
PROCRASTINATION SOCIETY:
The meeting has been postponed indefinitely.
Next meeting of the Latin American Dance Society
will be held on Tuesday in Rio de Janeiro. Room
W/046.
Philosophy Society: do you exist?
After Baroness Nancy Seear's successful talk,
the Liberal Democrat's speaker next Friday will be The
Sanyo SXF300.
The Conservative Society would like to apologise.
CAREERS LECTURE- Beyond the grave:
Undertaking in the 90's, 9.00pm V/045 Wednesday.
CAREERS LECTURE - Banking - is it good for
your health?,7pm W/012, By Chris Simmons best
known for his Natwest advert -
"Its not all work work work y'know..."
COMPETITION:
Answer in fifteen words or less, the following
sentence:
"I think the Maths Society makes a valuable
contribution to student life because..."
Send answers to: Wayne Golder (L)
The Feminist Society require sperm donations in
order to carry on humanity after the elimination of
men. Apply at the Medical Centre, Vanbrugh.
COMMTTNITY ACTION:
Bootham Park Psychiatric Hospital requires
volunteers for experimental electric shock therapy
tests.
AUDITION:
For last year's "The Yeoman of the Guards".
Tues. 8 pm, L/036.
Sponsored by: The Pope, fishmonger to the millions.
FRIDAY 13th NOVEMBER 1992
REDUCED RAIL TICKET TO LONDON- , Valid one
month. Reason for sale-went through wash. Any offers?
Contact Sharon Phemm (V).
Could the gentleman I met at the mature students
boogie named 'LEONARD', Please collect his false
teeth from Goodricke porters.
Two barmaids seek employment after 1 years
unemployment, both have ascerbic wit combined with a
sunny disposition, will rise to any challenge. Contact
Ethel 631420 or Ethel 347210.
STUDENTS TRAVELLING BY CAR - Anywhere in
the country - Bon Voyage!
FREE INDUSTRIAL WASHING MACHINE
ADVICE: Mike T'loorgooby (KLP), Industrial
unemployed engineer, will be giving free industrial
engineering advice in the engineers surgery on Monday
at 7.15am in Goodricke G/047 or Phone Charles on 071
347632.
CHARITY TOE SUCK. Vanbrugh paradise, 5pm. If
you can please come.
CAREERS LECTURE- Next Steps Part II - Decisions:
Which Jeans to wear when signing on. Limited places-
sign up at careers dept.
PFOPLE REQUIRING CRECHE FACILITIES:
Grow Up!
POINT SHIRLEY: Please note: From popular public
demand for obscurity and pretension, all future issues
will be in Latin.
SF+F: Role playing convention in Alcuin this Sunday
2pm-Spm. Games include 'Teddy Bear goes to market'
and the new obscure American 'cult' RPG 'Real Life'.
CONGRATULAIIONS: Following recent
elections Pete Metcalfe is the new senator for
Michigan, Adam Chacksfield (MRS) isn't.
Highly convoluted 'Belgian' drama from promising
new Bradford playwright. York Arts Centre, 7pm
tonight. £4.50 OTD.
MARTIN, Sarah wants you, truly madly deeply.
YSTV: We certainly aren't showing anything that
could be deemed pornographic at 12.30am this
Tuesday. REMEMBER 12.30am Tuesday.
The Spontaneous Society will meet ....NOW!
UNIVERSITY SAFETY NOTICE: After the
recent spate of thefts on campus, can students
please keep their rooms left unlocked to avoid
damage to university property.
Tedious underpaid job with long hours, ideal for
student- apply Big Ted York 73625. Please note
you will require your own supply of lard.
FROG SOC: Wibbly Wibbly Wibbly, we're all nice
and lovely lovery people.
MAGRITE, APPRECIATION SOCIETY-
Ceci n'est pas une societe.
MULTIMEDIA: Next Wednesday- The best of the
last ten years of 'Pebble Mill at One'. 7.30-7.36pm.
Alcuin A/023.
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