Daily Dis-info V

Saturday 19^th JANUARY 2002

Debating society: Today's debate will be titled "This house is made of straw", and will feature our special guest speaker, the Big Bad Wolf.

The Nostalgic Soc will be remembering last Thursday's meeting tonight. They don't have meetings like that anymore!

Salsa is back again tonight 5-6pm in Vanbrugh Dining Hall! Go on, try it with spicy corn chips!

This week is nudism week.

Spring Term Yoghurt classes start Weds Week 2 at 4pm Langwith snack bar. This term, beginners start on peach melba. Please bring warm clothes, skimmed milk and Lactobacillus culture. Bring a spoon if possible.

MISSING!! CAN ANYONE HELP? THE SU IS MISSING - ANYONE FINDING THE SU IN THEIR ROOM, JCR, LAKE, BACK POCKET, IS ASKED TO PLEASE RETURN IT TO THE PORTERS IN GOODRICKE - NO QUESTIONS ASKED

We need people to look after ballot boxes in the coming Elections - this is unpaid work but election candidates usually 'Tip' well - no experience (of fraud) necessary.

Brain surgery society: Tonight's guest patient is the Vanbrugh provost. Bring your sharpest knives.

Bridge Club: This week; Goodricke Bridge!

Men's rugby vs. Women's cricket on the netball court.

Are you aware that SU Awareness Officers are organising an Awareness Awareness Week in week 6? Why not host your own in week 5 and catch them unawares!

After the success of ‘open day', the admin are proposing to have a ‘closed day'. Please air your views in the nearest airing cupboard.

Athletic's society needs people with legs (spare legs optional).

Interested in using the Observatory? Want to spy on your friends? Come and join Peeping Tom Soc.

The Wentworth College Appreciation Society will be meeting tonight in Derwent College. Well I mean, we don't like the place that much!

Mobile Phone Soc can't meet now – WE'RE ON THE TRAIN!!

Death slide across the lake? More fun than a Bridge! - Contact Death Slide Soc for more details of our letter writing campaign to the VC.

SOCS!!/JCRS - THE SU IS HOLDING CLR CMMUNICTION TRNING THIS STRDY IN PL/005 FRM 10 - 3. TO BK A PLCE EMAIL SU-ENTS@YRK OR CNTCT P.B IN RM ST/404 VB

Barbican Swim Cards – you can now swap 10 swim cards for 1 drown card. Just bring your own water.

Extras needed for orgy scene in new educational film. Bring grapes and a feather duster.

The Getting-locked-out-of-your-room-after-the-fire-alarm-goes-off-at-6-in-the-morning Society needs more members. Come on, you love it really! Meet outside Goodrike Porters in your underwear.

THE UNIVERSITY WOULD LIKE TO REMIND ALL STUDENTS LIVING IN WENTWORTH COLLEGE THAT THEY ARE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION. WE KNOW IT MUST BE HELL FOR YOU.

Incontinence society: There will be a toilet crawl around the best lavatories on campus. Starts 7pm, physics building.

Conservative & Marxist Society - announce their merger - due to falling membership numbers & in an attempt to excite people with politics. First meeting: Tuesday Week 4 - Society or Business? Bare-Knuckle Debate - Watch your representatives slug it out behind Heslington Hall.

SU Astronomy Officers are organising an Astronomy Awareness Week in week 5. Watch this space for more information.

Had a good Christmas break? Short of cash now term has started? Need to find a 'job'. Email Burglary soc at socs555

PLEASE NOTE: UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, ALCUIN COLLEGE WILL ONLY EXIST ON TUESDAYS, RATHER THAN THURSDAYS.

SU Baseball Officers are organising a Baseball Awareness Week in week 5. Watch this base for more information.

Want to use that Christmas money for something more lasting than plummeting out of the sky attached to a flimsy sheet of material? Learn how to Drink Beer! Have something to show for it the day after! The Beerquaffers Club can help at any time.

Indoor Society: Meets Wednesday, Inside, In the warm, On the Sofa, Watching TV, with a nice hot mug of cocoa.

Your LBG officers hold a weekly meeting in Fairfax House – but you can't come!

URY? - Text-Message Philosophy Soc, M3TNG TUSDY; GDRK.

SU Fish Officers are organising a Fish Awareness Week in week 5. Watch this plaice for more information.

Aaardvark 10th Birthday - Celebrations; this weekend in Langwith - Bring your own Pomegranate

SU Slapstick Comedy Officers are organising a Slapstick Comedy Awareness Week in week 5. Watch this chase for more information.

Are you playing the GUITAR?? Shut up, can't you – I'm trying to write this!

Laserquest: Christians vs. Jews. The losers have to convert to the winners' religion for a month.

Please can Lana Norbestor, Fferyej Dolgniest and Raula Hatcorfs please contact Anagram Soc before Neswedyad?

Societies - still not sure how to book a meeting room online? Click on http://www.york.ac.uk/su/booking.php?simple=php+count=1?confusion+.pdf (you may need to install acrobat reader, reboot, modify the BIOS and change a few hardware jumpers on the motherboard to read the document)

Joined the Young Conservatives and aged somewhat? Then why not join the not-so-young Conservatives.

The Unusually Complimentary Society would just like to say how nice you're looking today. No really, that skinhead really suits you. And the tattoo's great! Your mum must be proud of you...

We are organising an Enron Awareness Week in Week 3 - What can you do to help save the World's largest energy company and raise funds to help eliminate the $13 Billion Debt? Monday - Jumble Sale.

Banned Soc - sorry, this society has been forcibly closed down by the SU.

Alternative queer lunch: The meal will include curried chocolate, socialist kiwis, and alphabet soup that has the text: "I drove, smelly as a pope" floating in it.

Forget about the exams; Cost :Ł6 . Please a cheque in SU pigeon holes payable to University of York Amateur Hypnotists Society

Lunchtime concert. Daniel Anderson (oboe), Keith Baker (piano) and Jennifer McCoy (violin) play music by Elgar, Ravel and Vaughan Williams – all at the same time! Bring earplugs.

Squash Tournament - open to all students and staff. Let's see how many people we can fit in a single campus room _this_ year.

NOTICE OF ELECTIONS Aaardvark Committee Langwith SnackBar Tuesday week 2, 7pm. Posts available:
1 Ordinary Member, 1 Unusual Member, 1 Non-member Member, 1 Extraterrestrial Student Rep, 1 Meringue, 2 Stephen Brocklehurst.