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Aaardvark web-page re-launches

We are pleased to announce that we have moved to a new web-host. To celebrate, we have launched ourselves and are still awaiting the landing.

Aaardvark researchers find that cucumbers are longer than tomatoes

...but only if you measure them lengthwise.


Aaardvark Oi! Someone's been tampering with the counter! Number of souls who've evolved into hyper-intelligent beings since 23-2-96 18:10 GMT (HINT! HINT!)

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Last update: Sun 12 Jun 2005