UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Our members

The committee

Post-Title	Post-Name	Function	Holder
President	guidepost	El Presidente	Vacant
Secretary	postscript	Keeps the minutes and other temporal measurements and types on a typewriter	Vacant
Treasurer	fencepost	Keeps the finances under control	Vacant
Sheriff	postmortem	Tries to persuade members to turn up to meetings and events	Vacant
Rave dude	signpost	Organises trips	Vacant
Press and Publicity	outpost	Publicising Aaardvark	Vacant
Magazine co-ordinator	post-production	The folder holder — organises and edits the magazine	Vacant
Scripts co-ordinator	apostrophe	Organises TV sketch-shows and plays	Vacant
Newsletter editor	postmaster	Edits the newsletter	Vacant
Video-night co-ordinator	bedpost	Co-ordinates the video-night	Vacant
Ambassador	Lamp-post	To spread the word and tell people the joys of Aaardvark (light-giver).	Vacant
Honorary provost	first class post	We love provosts	Vacant
President for life.	goalpost	El Presidente para la vida	Vacant
Mascot	compost	Something to adore	Vacant
Silly man with the bead (and paperclip)	postcard		Vacant
Silly man with the beard †	apostle		Vacant
Last post	Last post	traditionally held vacant	Vacant

† Candidates must have a beard

Anyone wishing to stand for any other bad pun on the word post is welcome to invent something of their own chosing.

Over the years, several distinguished individuals have entered Aaardvark and have never been heard from again.

The original members
- Toseef Ahmad — AKA "Blob"
- Stephen Brocklehurst — AKA "Funny President Jim Apricot Brocklehurst with a Beard"
- Dan Hodson
- Colin Johnson
- Joules Parrott
- David Snape — AKA "Hanno"
The 1992 intake
- Andrei Ellman — AKA "Æ" (pronounced 'Andrei')
- Jane Fearn — AKA "Lemur"
- Craig Grattan — AKA "Trousers"
- David Holloway
- Matthew Jarron — AKA "Jazz"
The 1993 intake
- Paul Gibbs
- Amy Glees
- Gareth Haman
- Richard Marsden — AKA "Ricardo Don Pedro Marsodono"
- Rachel Pendleton
- Alexander Rennie
- Paul Spencer — AKA "Sausages"
The 1994 intake
- Andrew Aiken — AKA "Witchhunter General"
- Claire Catchpole — AKA "Poleness of Catches"
- Sophie Evans
- Wentworth C block — AKA "Blokkie C."
And beyond...
- Andrew Wire
- Simon Arm-Riding

Aaardvark — seriously silly.

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